My wife and I spent yesterday afternoon watching Deutshe Bank Championship's final round.After an hour or so, she asked me: "Who is that guy who says something negative after every shot?"
Me: "That’s Johnny Miller."
Wife: "Was he any good when he played?"
Me: "Yes, he won a few majors in his day."
Wife: "He sure sounds bitter now."
Me: "That’s because he can’t putt any more."
Wife: "Well, I like that British guy..."
Me: "Faldo?"
Wife: "Yeah, him. I like Faldo better. He makes me laugh. Miller just sounds mean."
That's hard to argue with, and love or hate Johnny Miller, that's straight out of the mouth of a casual golf fan.